Guachinches exist mainly on Tenerife Island.
There may still be as many as 70 of such make shift eateries in the North. They came about because of an unwritten law that something must be eaten when wine is tasted. Hence vineyard owners organized home made food to offer to potential wine buyers. Over the decades this tradition became competition for real restaurants. Now strict laws must be adhered and a license from the local town hall is required.
The Gofio depicted below was a mix of wheat and corn. Often, it's wheat only but may be made from other grains, too.
However, much has changed since the laws have been passed.
They were not prepared to follow the new Guachinche law.
Most customers want more than three dishes. They also ask for cool drinks. Others prefer a white wine to the red one or vice versa. But only the house wine is legal.
Take the example of the former Guachinche La Huerta de Ana and Eva in La Matanza.
It opens on a Sunday at 1 p.m. and is packed with hundreds of people by 1.15.
99% of them are local people.
The name change in this case means nothing to local people, as low prices and big servings are more important.
But is all food value for money?
The chicken in all Guachinches and so called cheap eats where I have eaten was excellent as well as good value for money. Friends and I had it at three places in La Corujera in a terribly steep road in Santa Ursula and in six more spots in Puerto de la Cruz ( one in Carretera de la Arena near Casa Verde) as well as in La Matanza.
Conejo al Salmonejo which is marinated Rabbit is generally very good in the make-ship rural eats of vineyards, when it's available.
Otherwise, cheap will be when proper Papas bonitas are served at a low price.
However, usually, the Papas are rarely the bonitas but are only small and arrugadas. (wrinkled)
The taste is usually quite pleasant but I wouldn't call its price low when a half portion costs € 4,00 and a double one € 8,00.
You are served Chick Peas with snippets of Green and Red Peppers and Cordero which is Lamb. The latter is rather there for decoration while the meat stock delivers the taste. The price is too expensive, above all for the time it takes to reach your table... Also, the plate depicted is only of the size of a cake plate.
This definitely requires a very required taste, unless you like extremely salty Cod fish with a strong ocean flavor. This seafood swims in an onion sauce that has been artificially colored orange.
We are not in India. Hence, don't expect Turmeric as a natural coloring agent. No red Chilly or sweet Paprika was used either.
€ 4,50 or € 9,00 for a large portion doesn't buy me. Not even a give away could tempt me.
Half a liter of red wine for € 3,00 that tastes like vinegar but which comes from the family vineyard, hence a house wine, can't win me over at la Huerta, either.
However, generally, the wines in Guachinches are good house wines of varying quality.
I guess it's great when you grew up with pork that's seasoned with pepper and salt only. It tastes far too tasteless that way for my liking.
May be some vineyard eating establishments serve good sardines, at some time of the year. We had delicious ones in Vilaflor but it was not in a Guachinche.
This former Guachinche a popular with locals is said to have an excellent mixed salad.
Go back there to try it?
No, thank you. I am not waiting more than an hour again in the hot road for being called up in a cue.
Also, I am not willing to be seated in a corner which has a strange smell and I would hate to have to wait another 20 minutes for my food to arrive.
I could ask for a reservation the day before. Sorry, I have to decline. I rather eat less and enjoy.
Waiting at la Huerta means that the kitchen staff simply isn't organized to cater for big crowds. Don't be fooled that you will receive the most delicious slow food which takes extra time to cook.
By the way, I had ordered Pimientos verdes (green peppers). They arrived loaded with sea salt. I sent them straight back. Other food was sold out already by 2 p.m.Conclusion ?
The former Guachinche Basilio now the upgraded restaurant Restaurante Casa Basilio, a few meters below La Huerta de Ana y Eva is absolutely recommendable. And that includes real value for money.